A Walk in the Woods. What Could Go Wrong?
A boy finishes a peaceful forest picnic and tries to go home, which is cute, because the trees already voted against him. In Trees Hate You, trunks shoot, branches punch, traps pretend to be friendly, and every safe path is merely a setup with better timing. It is a compact trial-and-death rage-comedy game where learning the pattern only makes the next betrayal feel more personal. The internet calls it the Dark Souls of picnics. The picnic did not ask for this.
Made by indie developer Tykenn. Demo live on itch.io now. Full Steam release planned for 2026.